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google voicemail transcription

let me preface this by saying how in love i am with google voice.  the ability to have one number that rings all my phones is a dream come true, and of course, it would be google that comes up with a solution.  i may actually get a google tattoo on my butt, i love their products so much.


one of the functions of google voice is the ability to transcribe voice to text and email a transcription of your voicemails to you.  this keeps me from having to call my voicemail to check when someone calls - i know whether or not it’s important by the transcript.  since fuzzy logic is still in its infancy (voice to text transcription falling into that category), it sometimes misfires a bit; regardless, it’s always entertaining.


that said, here’s a transcript i got from my daughter today:

Hey Dad, man. Two questions, 1. I need a lecture on algebra to tonight. I have a crap load out or to Walmart because I’ll be in a punk in class. Soc. Since hi this. I did tell her that I understood. Some of. I’ll direct you sheet. Just, A, V, upon can give me a favor if you can work so I have a lot of Expo and it’s like them the fraction eggplant and inviting them and multiplying them and simple flying in crap and I don’t understand that I’ve gone over the guys from notes multiple times I’ve book with me. I just need help and I have believed mode like i need to know if they say you have to do some of the with graph and talk to you later wondering if you had one and wondering if I could use a computer so I think it try and understand it, that or if you don’t understand that. Thank you by 10.

google just makes my day.


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